Sister Blue Deserves Secular Sainthood

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I believe I’ve mentioned before that my twin, Sister Blue, moved to Florida a number of years ago. Lately she’s been calling or texting me a few times a week. Is it because she misses me so terribly? Nope. It’s to share with me the nuggets of pure genius that her coworkers share with her on a daily basis.

Even if you don’t watch the news and only glance at the headlines on the front pages of newspapers, you’ll still know that Floridians are the sanest, smartest people around. So it should come as no surprise to you that Sister Blue’s coworkers CLEARLY deserve to be considered for membership to Mensa.

Here are some examples of the brilliance:
•Is the National Anthem the same as the ‘Star Spangled Banner’?
•What’s the difference between USA & America?
•Ventriliquism is like when they move that thing in their throat it’s like an alien. You know, a UFO.
•I love this weather. It’s cold but the air is…you know…wet.
•Where’s GunPoint?
Sister Blue: what do you mean?
They’re saying everyone’s being held up at GunPoint. Where is that?

Someone contact the MacArthur Foundation because these people deserve ALL the genius grants!

Sister Blue would like you to know that when she suggests her coworkers google their very important questions, they inform her that one cannot trust the information one finds on the internet. She’d also like to answer the question she knows is foremost in your minds: yes, her coworkers are avid Fox’News’ viewers.

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4 Responses to Sister Blue Deserves Secular Sainthood

  1. angrygirl says:

    Sister Blue needs to report these incidents more often. 🙂

  2. sisterblue says:

    It amazes me that these people get through life being so fucking stupid

  3. Me :) says:

    I want to ask if this is true, BUT I live in Indiana now, home of the Cleetus and lack of chlorine in the water system, there are somethings you can’t quite make up!

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