Chick-fil-A: Tastes Like Bigotry!

July 18, 2012


I think this would be a much more accurate slogan for the anti-equality fast food chain, don’t you?

After denying they had an antigay agenda, Dan Cathy (I swear, that’s his name), president of Chick-fil-Eww, has admitted that the company is unapologetically antigay.

“We are very much supportive of the family —the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that. “We operate as a family business … our restaurants are typically led by families; some are single. We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that,” Cathy emphasized. “We intend to stay the course,” he said. “We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles.”

Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm & icky inside? Well, get ready to start dry heaving! Equality Matters investigated The WinShape Foundation, Chick-fil-A’s charitable arm, and found that through WinShape Chick-fil-Assholes have donated to groups like Focus On The Family & Family Research Counsil. These groups have been designated hate groups by Southern Poverty Law Center.

So, yeah, Chick-fil-Awful! Gold stars for being honest about being a bunch of backward ass bigots! Now, I’d never tell you what to do with your money. But if you don’t want to fund hate-filled rhetoric, you might want to skip eating at this place. If giving up eating a chicken sandwich makes you haz a sadz, this site has a recipe for an alternative, the Chick-fil-GAY! I know. You just can’t wait to put that in your mouth. Dirty!