I promise you, I’ve tried to ignore her. I’ve tried to stop mentioning her in private and in public. I’ve even stopped posting her inane bullshit on my personal FB page. But then Sarah “Failin'” Palin goes and drops these nuggets of pure WTF. I ask you, my lovelies, how can I ignore this? HOW?!
(squirmish makes me think of a rumble involving rival gangs of these)
That’s right. Squirmish. Don’t you dare make fun of her! She’s just copying off of her favorite author (obviously!), Shakespeare. Remember this?
Celebrate good times, bitches! The best part isn’t Failin’s latest contribution to the English language. No, it’s the North Star crazy-ass craziness starting at about 1.09 in the above video. Not only did she misquote Alaska’s state song, but she then goes off on a weird digression about how the North Star is a GPS and a guide and she talks about it all the time. It reminded me of something someone on the street here in NYC might mutter… right before they cut you. If I were the North Star, I’d get a restraining order ASAP.
She truly is a trailblazer in the art of failing. A failblazer, if you will. (See what I did there, Sarah? I made up a new word – not out of ignorance of what the ACTUAL word is, but for comedic purposes)