Oh, Cathie…

It doesn’t take much to make me happy. A good cup of coffee. A snuggle with my family. A drink and conversation with my good friends. The thing that really puts me in a great mood, though, is when a dumbass puts their foot in their big fat dumbass mouth.

Schools Chancellor Cathie Black joked that there’s a simple solution to overcrowding in lower Manhattan – birth control.

…BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Really, Cathie? It’s not enough that you got a job you’re nowhere near qualified for? Now you feel you’re somehow qualified to tell people they shouldn’t have kids? NICE!

(To be clear, I don’t completely disagree. It’s my opinion that humans should limit the amount of offspring they have. However, I understand that it’s not my place to tell people they can or can’t have kids. It’s your uterus, not mine)

But wait…there’s more!

Joyce was also upset that Black compared weighing the needs of different schools to the movie “Sophie’s Choice.”

What. The fuck. For those of you who don’t know, here’s the Wikipedia page for that movie.(SPOILER ALERT!!!)

While being unloaded in Auschwitz, Sophie was asked to choose which of her children would live and which would die. When she was unable to choose, a Nazi officer said both would be sent to die, so she chose Jan to survive.

That’s right folks! She really did say that. She compared closing down public schools to choosing which of your kids are gonna die. Seriously, fuck everything about this.

6 Responses to Oh, Cathie…

  1. Marioooooooo says:

    Hahahahaha and Scrooge McDuck appointed this crazie to run schools… oh Lawd… this is gonna be epic.. ain’t even in office for 60 days and already shitting on parents lol

    • Marioooooooo!!!! thanks for commenting! yes, i think this is going to be a disaster for working class families and their kids. and also, Mayor McDuck is now officially what we’re going to call Bloomberg from now on 🙂

      • Marioooooooo says:

        Yeah, that’s my new name for him. The only difference between him and Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge McDuck is actually entertaining lol

  2. writechic says:

    WOW. Cathie Black is a great, big asshole. I expect this sort of thing from new Alabama governors…i.e. Bentley who is only a brother to Christians but can rule the rest, too. But Manhattan?

  3. MichaelEdits says:

    She joked about this, see? It’s a joke? Haha?

    It wouldn’t have been a bad idea for Cathy Black’s parents to have practiced birth control.

    Calm down, CB. That was just a joke too. Laugh with me, bitch. Laugh.

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