It doesn’t take much to make me happy. A good cup of coffee. A snuggle with my family. A drink and conversation with my good friends. The thing that really puts me in a great mood, though, is when a dumbass puts their foot in their big fat dumbass mouth.
Schools Chancellor Cathie Black joked that there’s a simple solution to overcrowding in lower Manhattan – birth control.
…BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Really, Cathie? It’s not enough that you got a job you’re nowhere near qualified for? Now you feel you’re somehow qualified to tell people they shouldn’t have kids? NICE!
(To be clear, I don’t completely disagree. It’s my opinion that humans should limit the amount of offspring they have. However, I understand that it’s not my place to tell people they can or can’t have kids. It’s your uterus, not mine)
But wait…there’s more!
Joyce was also upset that Black compared weighing the needs of different schools to the movie “Sophie’s Choice.”
What. The fuck. For those of you who don’t know, here’s the Wikipedia page for that movie.(SPOILER ALERT!!!)
While being unloaded in Auschwitz, Sophie was asked to choose which of her children would live and which would die. When she was unable to choose, a Nazi officer said both would be sent to die, so she chose Jan to survive.
That’s right folks! She really did say that. She compared closing down public schools to choosing which of your kids are gonna die. Seriously, fuck everything about this.