Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

SCREW YOU, SNUGGIE! YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!

That’s right, biznotchezz. It’s the Phrobi! No more putting your bare ass on the furniture where your loved ones also sit. No more showing a half goatse(google at your own risk) to your neighbors when getting the paper in the morning. Now you can walk around safe in the knowledge that though you still look like an asshole, you’re not showing yours off anymore(at least not for free. That’s right, I know how you roll).

The best part of the Phrobi is the hood. Not only can you wear this around the house, on camping trips and to the grocery store, you can also wear it to your super secret Illuminati meetings and/or Pagan rituals. That’s right, it’s a multi-tasker! It comes in Blood Ritual Red, I Love Bingo Blue, and Teddy Bear Brown for all you furries out there. And you can pack it in the handy SACK-PACK you get absolutely free! Because you never know when you’ll need to pack a SACK and go!

You get all this for the low low price of $34.95 + $10 shipping. For $45, you can look like a total jerk-off(my favorite is the 9th pic)! 😀

But, BCM, can’t I just get a regular bathrobe for $20? Or, can’t I use the bathrobe my got me for Xmas? NO! Phrobi has pockets, a hood, and buttons at the shoulder! Clearly, it is superior to your smelly old robe!*

The only down side to this product is the sizing. If these people want to make money, they need to know who they’re selling to. Small – Extra Large just ain’t gonna cut it in the American market!

 

*When I googled ‘smelly old robe’ this is the picture that came up.

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2 Responses to Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

  1. Liz says:

    LMAO!

    Ha ha, you had me at the “hood”!

  2. Mia says:

    Those monks knew what they were doing.

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