Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

One of my all-time favorite sites is Dlisted. If you don’t read this site daily, you’re a GD LOSER!

Anyway, this is the silliness I saw while browsing this very amusing site.

Apparently, a suspicious stuffed horse was lurking around a playground & elementary school.

Just so you know, this is what a scary terrorist pony looks like. You know, for future reference. Honestly, I’d be nervous too. Look at those “I want to graze on your soul” eyes.

So, let’s see. It’s one of those FurReal friends things. It’s in a park. It’s near an elementary school. Yup, it’s definitely a terrorist plot to bomb an area near a school.

Whaddaya mean “a kid could have left it here”? What are you, some kind of moran?! It’s people like you who are bringing this country down! Before you know it, there will be FurReal cats, dogs, elephants, parrots planted all over the place. Then what are you gonna do, Mr. “A kid could have left it here”? Huh? HUH?!

Maybe they thought it was one of them Muslim horses?

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One Response to Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

  1. aimee says:

    that is too hilarious! omg and fuck 😉

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