One of my all-time favorite sites is Dlisted. If you don’t read this site daily, you’re a GD LOSER!
Anyway, this is the silliness I saw while browsing this very amusing site.
Apparently, a suspicious stuffed horse was lurking around a playground & elementary school.
So, let’s see. It’s one of those FurReal friends things. It’s in a park. It’s near an elementary school. Yup, it’s definitely a terrorist plot to bomb an area near a school.
Whaddaya mean “a kid could have left it here”? What are you, some kind of moran?! It’s people like you who are bringing this country down! Before you know it, there will be FurReal cats, dogs, elephants, parrots planted all over the place. Then what are you gonna do, Mr. “A kid could have left it here”? Huh? HUH?!
Maybe they thought it was one of them Muslim horses?