Dumbass of the Week

This week’s Dumbass of the Week is………

Surprise surprise! It’s this crybaby lying racist sack of shit Glenn Beck!

Now, there are many reasons why Glenn Beck deserves to be DotW. And I know people are tired of hearing about how much of a douche this guy is, so I’ll keep it short and sweet.

Most recently, Mr. Dumbass decided to have a rally. At the Lincoln memorial. On the anniversary of MLK’s “I Have A Dream” speech. A rally where most of the people in attendance were white, middle class, racist ass racists(a.k.a. Tea Baggers). At the very least, that’s just fucking tacky. I don’t think he understands what the civil rights movement was all about. Because to understand it, as a rich white guy, you must have a little something called empathy. Glenn Beck has none. Beck and the people who buy his bullshit think they’re somehow being oppressed because they aren’t allowed to shove their bibles down everyone’s throats. Yeah…that’s not the same as what blacks went through pre-1964. So just stop that shit already.

But having a tacky ass racist tent revival isn’t dumb. What makes Beck a dumbass is his need to CONSTANTLY lie. On camera no less. Seriously, dude, you know we have the googles, right? There are people in the media who check facts(I know this idea is foreign to you, but it’s true) and will catch you in your bullshit stew of incorrectness. He lied during his speech at the Lincoln memorial. He even lies about random, inconsequential bullshit(PRO-TIP: don’t mess with Whoopi). I don’t understand how anyone can take this dude seriously about anything, ever.

He hates Katrina and 9/11 victims. Not all of them. Just the ones who have THE NERVE to complain about all the dying and stuff. Fucking Commies!

He wrote a book called “Glenn Beck’s Common Sense: The Case Against an Out-of-Control Government, Inspired by Thomas Paine”. I’ve not read the book because I like my brain and don’t want it to turn to mush and ooze out of my ears. I do know that Beck used his rally as a call to Americans to turn back to God. Now, if Beck had read more than just the fucking cliff notes on Thomas Paine‘s books, he’d know Paine was a Deist who harshly criticized all religions and calls the bible,

“book of lies, wickedness, and blasphemy; for what can be greater blasphemy than to ascribe the wickedness of man to the orders of the Almighty!”

If he’d go to the damn socialist commie library and borrow the books, learn how to read above a 5th grade level, and stop crying like a bitch for 5 GD minutes, maybe he’d learn some shit, like what Thomas Paine really believed.

And there’s the whole Goldline scheme Mr. DotW is involved in. Read the handy infographic!

This man disgusts me. Not because of the things he says. Honestly, I think in the beginning he was doing it for the money. Being a centrist doesn’t bring in the ratings. No ratings means no Big Money. So fine, you start calling yourself a “commentator” instead of a “journalist” and start talking smack to the angry fringe. I get it. But he’s starting to buy his own bullshit, and that my friends is dangerous. What’s even more dangerous is the people who take his words as gospel without a hint of skepticism. Beware the Idiot Swarm, people. It’s coming to getcha.

If there was a god he would’ve animated the statue of Lincoln. It would have slowly stood up, walked toward the dumbass and squashed him like a bug. Then it would’ve turned to the crowd, called them a bunch of racist, hypocritical fucktards, said “yes, Palin DOES wear a wig and a BumpIt,” and went and sat back down. Oh, well.

I’ll leave you with a truly inspiring speech. One meant to unite rather than divide. The memory of this speech cannot be subjugated; it cannot be sullied by the likes of Glenn Beck and his ilk.Shame on them for trying.

One Response to Dumbass of the Week

  1. writechic says:

    GB is a fucktoad preying on credulity. He’s earned the contempt honestly…and that’s about the only time you’ll hear honest in a discussion about GB. 🙄

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