Dumbass of the Week

The results are in. It was a close one. But, by only one vote, the winner of the prestigious title of Dumbass of the Week goes to (drum roll)…………. “Dr.” Laura Schlessinger!

By now, most of you have probably heard about Dr. Laura and her need to use the n-word 11 times in the span of a few minutes. The fact that she used the n-word is not what makes her a dumbass. This is one of the things that makes her a dumbass:

Black guys use it all the time. Turn on HBO, listen to a black comic, and all you hear is nigger, nigger, nigger.

See that right there? That argument is a logical fallacy. Just because black people sometimes use that word DOES NOT make it OK for everybody to use it. And yes, there absolutely is a double standard when it comes to the n-word. It’s about the difference between when black people use it conversationally and when a white person uses it. That word has a blood-stained, tear-soaked history. If “Dr.” Laura would get her head out of her bigot-ass for 2 seconds, she’d know that.

The second reason she’s a dumb fuck is her shaky understanding of the 1st Amendment. Here’s some of the fuckery she’s spewed about it:

I’m here to say that my contract is up for my radio show, and I’ve made the decision not to do radio anymore…The reason is I want to regain my first amendment rights. I want to be able to say what’s on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry.

Oh my fucking fuck, are you for real? Like, for real for real? Let me lay it out for you in case you ever stumble upon my humble little blog here. You have the right to say whatever dumbass, racist, cunty shit you want. The thing is, I have the right – because of the GD 1ST FUCKING AMENDMENT – to call you out on your stupid cuntery. That’s how that works. If you wanna say some ignorant shit, go ahead. But you can’t go cry a river of botox-laced tears about people getting pissed off about it later. The first amendment is for E V E R Y B O D Y, not just your stupid-ass.

There are so many more reasons why “Dr.” Laura deserves this award. You should see how she feels homosexuals. And don’t even get her started on Wicca! She’s also anti-choice, anti-mothers having jobs and anti-comprehensive sex-ed(among other things). But this is a second-hand source. If you really want to get a feel for the ol’ girl, read her actual take on things. I won’t link to her because I find most of the things she has to say reprehensible, not to mention the fact that she doesn’t provide sources to back the inane garbage that oozes out of her pie-hole. But you can google Dr. Laura’s place for spouting bullshit, intolerance, and bigotry blog. I must warn you though. It’s chock full of yuck.

Btw, her doctorate is in physiology, not psychiatry or psychology. But she says her show isn’t an advice show, it’s a “moral health program”. Which makes her a fucking hypocrite (SITE NSFW AND NSFL: dr Laura is nekkid!)as well as a Dumbass.

So congrats, “Dr.” Laura, on your exceptional Dumbass-iness!


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