Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted any silliness. But Sister Blue sent me a link that I just have to share with you sexy beasts. I hope you’re ready for it.

It’s the SNAZZY NAPPER! Are you tired of not getting weird looks from total strangers? Do you get jealous when you’re not selected for “random” security checks at airports? Is putting your hand or arm over your eyes to block out light too much damn work for you(when i used google to find an example of this, this was the first pic. what the…)? Well, have I got the product for you!

With Snazzy Napper, you’ll never have to worry about not looking like a fucking idiot again! Not only does it look like someone messed up making a burqa, but it comes with snazz-tastic designs(the lamb…IS WEARING GLASSES!)! And a pocket to put your valuables in. This way, when someone snatches that ridiculous shit off your face they’ll get everything in one shot. No wrestling for your fake Louis Vuitton bag. And please, make sure you wear it while waiting in a bus station at night. After all, it’s a shield with a bespectacled lamb on it! What could possibly go wrong?

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7 Responses to Secular Whatever-the-F***-Day-it-is Silliness

  1. Sister Blue says:

    I just hate when I am in a public place and need a nap and cannot get any privacy!!! UGH!

    Thank god for the Snazzy. Now I can wear this with my Snuggie at base ball games raising the roof. OOOHHH YEAAAAHHH!!!!

  2. […] you like to tune out… check out the Snazzy Napper… there’s no better lead then this quote by Blue Collar Momma for ANY product (of all time) It’s the SNAZZY NAPPER! Are you tired of not getting weird looks […]

  3. i feel like folks were never freaked out enough by the site of me… thanks SNAZZY NAPPER!!!

    and it’s so much more efficient than, you know….. a regular blanket over your head…

  4. Sister Blue says:

    I LMAO @ “and it’s so much more efficient than, you know….. a regular blanket over your head…”

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