Dumbass of the Week

OMFG NEW FEATURE!!! YAY!!! OK, it’s not that big a deal. Sue me for trying to attract some readers.The idea came from a conversation I was having with Sister Blue. We were discussing some dumb shit one of her coworkers said and BOOM!

The first recipient of the Dumbass of the Week is :: drum roll :: SISTER BLUE’S COWORKER! I won’t use her real name(because I’m a wuss) but it sounds sort of like Angle Parallelogram, so that’s what we’ll call her. And here is the exchange she had with my sister that qualified her(it’s not verbatim).

Sister Blue: yeah we’re twins
Angle Parallelogram: so who came out first?
SB: she did
AP: oh so that makes you older, right?
SB:….no
AP: oh! i thought the one that’s born first is the younger one
SB:……..no. if you’re born first, you’re older
SB(to me): i need to find a new fucking job!

Yeah…being twins doesn’t make us magic. Well, it does, but even magical people such as us can’t alter the space-time continuum(sads). I mean, don’t people think before they speak anymore? Really. When does being born before one’s sibling make one younger than said sibling? I’m trying to see how this could ever be true and I can’t. Feel free to speculate in the comments section. Getting comments makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside(could just be gas though).

If you have someone you’d like to nominate for Dumbass of the Week, tell me in the comments and I’ll send you an email. You have to give me at least their initials, your name/pseudonym, and the reason why you think they’re a dumb fuck.

Now I’m off to hang out with some cool people who are very, very not dumb.

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2 Responses to Dumbass of the Week

  1. Sister Blue says:

    yeah and you know what else is sad….she is the mother of triplets!!!!

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