Potential Kitchen Disaster of the Day

Hey. You know what’s awesome? YOU’RE AWESOME! You know what else is awesome? It’s PKD time! Well, not really. But the first part was true, I swear!

A few days ago I promised your lovely asses a recipe for Triple Peanut Butter Cookies. Well, I don’t want you to think I’m a liar. So here it is:


* 1¼ cups packed light brown sugar
* 1 cup all-natural peanut butter
(creamy or chunky)
* 2 large eggs
* 1 cup low-fat peanut flour
* ¼ cup chopped roasted peanuts
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
* 1/8 teaspoon salt

I’ve never seen peanut flour before in a recipe. I’ve never used it and have no idea how much it costs. I do know it’s a good substitute for people who have Celiac Disease. Anyway, here’s the rest:

Preheat the oven to 350. In a medium bowl, beat together brown sugar and peanut butter with a wooden spoon. Beat in 1 egg at a time, mixing well after each addition. Mix in peanut flour, peanuts, baking soda, vanilla and salt.

Roll dough into 1½-inch balls(giggle). Place balls two inches apart on a cookie or baking sheet lined with parchment paper or foil. Use a fork to make criss-cross marks on tops of cookies and to flatten to about ½-inch thickness. Bake 10 minutes or until cookies are just set. Transfer cookies (still on parchment or foil) to a wire rack; cool completely. (Cookies will firm up upon baking.)

Optional add-ins: If desired, stir ½ cup semisweet or bittersweet chocolate chips, and/or golden raisins or dried cranberries into the dough.

Now, unless you’re like this guy, you’re going to have to find a way to chop your nuts(oh! the jokes). If you try to chop them with a knife(sorry dudes) you’re going to get pretty frustrated(oh lordy). Those nuts don’t want to be chopped! Here’s what ya do. Put the nuts in a sack(HAHAHA!). No, really. Put them in a dish cloth or something like that and close the ends in one hand. With the other hand, crush those nuts! Use your kitchen mallet or a hammer and show those nuts you mean BUSINESS! Just imagine them as belonging to one of these douches. I assure you, it’s easier(and more fun) that way.


Enjoy biznotchezzz


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