I know, you’ve missed me terribly. What can I say? This past weekend was one of the few secular holidays, so I decided to take the observed day off. That, and I’m lazy as hell.
Since I didn’t post any silliness this past Sunday, I thought I’d brighten your afternoon with a Secular Whatever-the-Fuck-Day-it-is Silliness post:
YES! There is nothing that is not WIN about this video. I love that Dracula decided to wake from his undead slumber to help introduce the video. I love Mr. Mark Gormley’s rock n’ roll stance. I love his sexy head turn. Why am I just hearing about this guy now? WHY?! The rapist glasses alone are enough to win him a place in my heart. And the lumberjack shirt and tapered leg tight-jeans…? :: swoons ::
I am going to have to call Mark Gormizzle out on one thing, though. He stole his green screen idea from The Hoff. However, I think Gormizzle wins this battle. Technicolor butterflies > The Hoff’s fist pumping.
I especially love the woman at the end of the video:
That’s a lot to spit out!
I bet it was sweetheart… I bet it was.